and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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