fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Randomize
