he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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