im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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