I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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