Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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