Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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