I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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