did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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