so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
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