In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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