that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Randomize
