yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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