New invention idea: vibrating tampons
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
You were trust falling into bushes
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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