I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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