I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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