How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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