Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
