Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
Mom said you looked used
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Is Oprah even human
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