And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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