I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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