I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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