The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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