sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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