It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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