she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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