I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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