He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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