I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
