i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I wear drunk well.
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