She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
my poor anus
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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