Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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