it was like his penis was on wheels.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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