return my video game
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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