I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I feel great
I just peed on a car
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Randomize
