just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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