I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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