xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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