you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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