ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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