some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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