love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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