ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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