dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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