we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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