Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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