I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You're so nebulous sometimes
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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