This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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