so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
So much Jack, so little girl.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
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