my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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