"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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